Please Rain On My PARADE

I’ve finally hit the big time. After clawing my way to the second from the bottom of CD’s masthead – thank God that intern showed up -- people are starting to recognize that I’m a big shot editor. Why else would I be sent a copy of this week’s PARADE magazine two days before the general public throws it away -- I mean reads it -- in Sunday’s paper. I don’t think just anyone can get an advance copy of such a prestigious periodical, especially when it contains a sexy article on Congress and health care.