www.homohouse.com

So I saw this ad on Craigslist and totally went bitchcakes! What a sweet set up this would be. It has a bar room -- ROOM!! Santa Maria! Numerous decks, bathrooms, bedrooms, libraries, parlors. Whew! And split 5 ways, it actually isn't that expensive. But to make ends meat -- pun intended -- I would install cameras all over the place and set up a Web site called homohouse.com, patent pending. Within a month we'd have so much money our landlord could suck it, which would be a very special episode in the fall and require a $10 pay-per-view surcharge.

$7000 / 5br - CALL TODAY TO SEE THE GORGEOUS MANSION!!
Reply to: fas3401@aol.com
Date: 2007-05-30, 12:13PM EDT

This absolutely FABULOUS renovated HISTORICAL Mansion is Available June 1st has too many OUTSTANDING features to list but here are a few. . .

*1st Floor
*HUGE Foyer
*Magnificent GRAND STAIRCASE
*HUGE Twin Living Rooms (Parlors)
*Bar Room
*MARBLE Bathroom with ORIGINAL CLAW FOOR TUB
*Library/Bedroom

*2nd Floor
*HUGE Bedroom
*Large ALL MARBLE Bathroom
*HUGE Eat-In Kitchen with ALL AMENITIES and MATCHING GRANITE FLOORS and COUNTERTOPS
*Formal Dining Room
*Outside Deck

*3rd Floor
*HUGE Bedroom
*Large Storage Closet
*Full MARBLE BATHROOM
*HUGE 2nd Bedroom with Deck
*Private Rooftop Deck
*Circular Staircase through back of House off Deck

Additional Features on the House are:
*5 Skylights
*3 Separately zoned A/C/ Systems
*Washer and Dryer
*Wine Cellar
*Thermal Pane Windows
*Original Hardwood Floors Throughout

Please contact Robert at 412-401-1034 to schedule an appointment or email us at esmgt@aol.com

17 St NW at P St