Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Children Of The Torn

I've been saying this since I was 13. "I hate children." Even as a child I hated children. And today my hatred of them only intensified when my new pair of Banana Republic pants got a hole in them. Children are bad at everything. They can't even do a simple hem. Now I have to take my pants to a tailor to be repaired. A Chinese tailor, of course. I'm no fool.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, I just LOL'd. For real.

Anonymous said...

It's official....

You are SICK! And I love you for it! Haha!