I’m Hung Up, I’m Hung Up On Jews

Oh Joel Stein, won’t you be my bride. We have so much in common: You’re an intelligent writer who is also a sexy and beautiful man and I’m, a man. I see you all the time on E! rating the top Hollywood hairstyles or counting down the juiciest celebrity casualties. I’ve set my sites on your career and your body. I’ll gladly accept either one you’d like to hand over to me.